generalpitchiner:

Pitch: “You know, that pretty dress just makes you look even more like a gorilla.”
Koz: “… I also have a sparkly ass mace in my hand and a target wearing red.”

generalpitchiner:

Pitch: “You know, that pretty dress just makes you look even more like a gorilla.”

Koz: “… I also have a sparkly ass mace in my hand and a target wearing red.”

// I think… I need to find some place that streams the old Sailor Moon, because,

I really can’t get over the gut wrenching anatomy. You can add all the sparkles you want on a turd, it’s still a turd.

confusedcrow:

confusedcrow:

happy late eriday!

I’m getting slaughtered by finals brb  _(:[ 」∠)_

happy end (◡‿◡✿)

empressofatmos:

My traditional drawing area. My drafting desk is right at the end of my bed so when I wake up all I have to do is scoot to the end and draw. I usually watch a show or listen to an audio book while I draw before bed too. I have three sketchbooks and a large drawing pad here and there’s several other books around, most of which are not exprensive. I don’t use much more than two coloured pencils and some standard HB pencils, a kneaded eraser and a ruler for supplies. I draw at every chance I get both to improve but also as a means to calm my anxiety. I have been drawing for years and it’s a hobby turn habit. One of the biggest hurtles is getting over the fear of screwing up.

rocketssurgery:

Decided to make a handy graphic after seeing a lot of misinformation spread around tumblr. Current science isn’t perfect and definitions are bound to change, but I wanted to push back against the hostile attitude against it because it seems like a lot of people are being hostile for the wrong reasons.

Please let me know if there are any factual errors, thank you :)

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pinkeyesandcherrypie:

Send me a ✦ for a random headcanon about our muses

Armored Hearts

I feel Humphrey and Koz would work out together, like, a lot. If not meditating or yoga, it would be lifting weights or taking jogs together. I sense they would get competitive too. Or that Koz is more experience and fix Humphrey’s stances. Humphrey is experienced in fencing but any other sword technique he’s extremely rusty. Koz probably helps Humphrey improve, which ends up banter between the two.

It would eventually lead up to something like this, then probably a snack break which mostly consisted of grilled fish and watermelon or something. 

the-orator:

Since Valkari is a bottom heavy character do you have any advice for drawing a character with that body type?


Alright, before I say ANYTHING, I want to say that my advice is NOT absolute and I’m simply stating my view/knowledge on the subject. Don’t use me as a single source, go out and do research beyond what I tell you.

So first off, wherever your character carries most weight of their determines whether your character is top or bottom heavy. This doesn’t necessarily mean fat but if you were to cut your character in the middle horizontally, which half would be larger. Also keep in mind that there isn’t just top and bottom heavy, there can be characters who carry all their weight evenly, or there could be characters who don’t carry much weight at all, people are very diverse.

For the sake of comparison, I’m going to give some examples of top heavy character designs

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Top heavy designs usually mean the character carries most of the weight in their shoulders, chest and sometimes the stomach. The third one here isn’t the best example because the weight is pretty evenly distributed though out the torso but the shape I was going for is slightly more top heavy.  The final design is more pushed, and quite a bit different from my usual style, but the combination of the long skinny legs and large torso puts all the weight at the top of this design.

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Bottom heavy designs mean that the majority of the weight is in waist (usually more so the stomach on males), hips and thighs, at lot of times all of the legs can be included. I feel its important to understand that bottom heavy doesn’t mean skinny on top and heavy on bottom, and person could be heavy-set and still carry most of their weight on the lower half of their body.

From an anatomy stand-point, it is more likely for women to be bottom heavy because women commonly gain weight in their hips and thighs. BUT despite this women still gain weight in those areas differently. Some women has small hips but large thighs, some have large hips and small thighs, some have large hips and thighs, some have a thick waist and small hips and thighs. So I don’t want to see any cheating and see all your bottom heavy females with the same hips. Here’s a great tutorial that teaches how to “mix and match” your lovely ladies.

Now, while its more common for women to carry weight in the lower halves of their bodies, that doesn’t mean you can’t have a bottom-heavy design for a male character. You can have a skinny ass kid and still have all the weight of his design be at the bottom

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That’s right, don’t forget that clothing also encompasses a characters design.

Even still, do your research, look into different body types (LEARN ANATOMY) and bone structures (because fat and muscle will sit differently on different bone structures) and have fun creating diverse characters!

re-the-bear:

satans-advocate:

ultrafacts:

52 years ago, at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, second-in-command Vasilli Arkhipov of the Soviet submarine B-59 refused to agree with his Captain’s order to launch nuclear torpedos against US warships and setting off what might well have been a terminal superpower nuclear war.
The US had been dropping depth charges near the submarine in an attempt to force it to surface, unaware it was carrying nuclear arms. The Soviet officers, who had lost radio contact with Moscow, concluded that World War 3 had begun, and 2 of the officers agreed to ‘blast the warships out of the water’. Arkhipov refused to agree – unanimous consent of 3 officers was required and thanks to him, the world was saved from being scarred badly.
His story is finally being told the BBC is airing a documentary on it.
Source / More Facts HERE

thinking for yourself.
might just save the god damn world.

The Disney Channel used to air these little shorts about geniuses and historical people. At the end Genie would say, “Great minds don’t think alike. They think for themselves.”

re-the-bear:

satans-advocate:

ultrafacts:

52 years ago, at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, second-in-command Vasilli Arkhipov of the Soviet submarine B-59 refused to agree with his Captain’s order to launch nuclear torpedos against US warships and setting off what might well have been a terminal superpower nuclear war.

The US had been dropping depth charges near the submarine in an attempt to force it to surface, unaware it was carrying nuclear arms. The Soviet officers, who had lost radio contact with Moscow, concluded that World War 3 had begun, and 2 of the officers agreed to ‘blast the warships out of the water’. Arkhipov refused to agree – unanimous consent of 3 officers was required and thanks to him, the world was saved from being scarred badly.

His story is finally being told the BBC is airing a documentary on it.

SourceMore Facts HERE

thinking for yourself.

might just save the god damn world.

The Disney Channel used to air these little shorts about geniuses and historical people. At the end Genie would say, “Great minds don’t think alike. They think for themselves.”

// Just got back from seeing Boxtrolls. It was pretty good and has some awesomely gross animation. Also I ate too much candy.


Mistical Priestress
Model: Moniasse Sessou, France
Source: divadebrecho.blogspot.ru redbubble.com

Mistical Priestress

Model: Moniasse Sessou, France

Source: divadebrecho.blogspot.ru redbubble.com

omnipotentmoon:

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"ABA!"

"Yuuuuueeee~ what’s up there lil tike?"

nostalgis:

generalpitchiner:

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"Wouldn’t mind some poultry." Terrible joke. His knee only stops long enough for him to not notice it going again.

"So what has you rather, serene as of now? Normally it’s you that needs to take a bird bath."

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         {♔} ❝ Funny stuff, coming from someone with a beak on their face. ❞

                  Elbows prop on her crossed legs
       and she peers forward with expression practically
                      asking the question for her:

                                                                ❝ You first, Birdface Sir.
                                                   What’s left our favorite General without
                                                           a drop of serenity to spare, hm? ❞

Well aren’t you poised and pretty.

"I am always dead serious and with a gravely voice and constantly crying about things in the past in a manly way which means punching things and scowling 99% of the time. Isn’t that how gruff military dogs should be? I’m just trying to get with the times."