RP blog for General Kozmotis Pitchiner from WIlliam Joyce's 'Guardians of Childhood'
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pinkeyesandcherrypie:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

Friendly reminder Australians don’t get to see Big Hero 6 until the end of Decemeber, or Book of life until April. So, uh, tag spoilers for a while guys?

SIGNAL BOOST: NOT EVERYONE LIVES IN THE USA GUYS. NOT ALL MOVIES ARE RELEASED AT THE SAME TIME. TAG MAJOR SPOILERS AND TITLES FOR MOVIES SO PEOPLE CAN BLACK LIST IT.

October 21, 2014 2:36AM | 3 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 86 notes - via - source

thenightmaregeneral:

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"Don’t have much experience with parents period.. Thanks for not- I mean I still feel really stupid but thanks for not just.. shrugging me off and going to bed. You still stress me out sometimes… keeps me from asking certain questions- like questions about eloping.."

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"Hopefully that feeling goes away. I want you to feel safe. Everyone makes little slips and I know you mean well. Come one, it’s getting late, we should head to bed. And by the way, for someone with no experiance, you make for a wonderful mother."

October 21, 2014 1:55AM | 4 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 13 notes - via - source

pinkeyesandcherrypie:

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(➹)—[sorta lays on the old general’s bed, nbd.]

Ex-fuckin-cuse you? And that traitorous cat too!?

Squints before laying on top of them both, purposely jamming his elbow in the cupid’s side.

October 21, 2014 1:36AM | 4 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 3 notes - via - source

thenightmaregeneral:

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"Hey I’m sorry- I was just joking I didn’t mean to offend you. I shouldn’t have asked I don’t know anything about your dad other than what you’ve said and even still that’s no reason to just… Wow well this.. sucks."

"Don’t worry about, no offence taken. I know you don’t have the best experience with dads. He and I had a bit of a complicated relationship. He was always a bit of a grouch and hard to read so I don’t even know much about him."

October 21, 2014 1:31AM | 5 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 13 notes - via - source

thenightmaregeneral:

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"Oh it couldn’t have been THAT bad! In your case… that reason for ‘eloping’ is incredibly romantic. In the end.. no one really cares what dad thinks anyway. You can tell the girls painting their is gonna feel awful later but they’re still gonna do it. Because dad is crusty and old and you’re not cool enough for them."

"I did care. He had his reasons and there wasn’t really anything romantic about it."

October 21, 2014 1:14AM | 5 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 13 notes - via - source

Little Witch Academia had the coolest most well choreographed dragon fight scenes I have ever seen and stupid Trigger hit it out of the ball park with the entire movie in general

October 21, 2014 1:08AM | 5 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 13 notes

thenightmaregeneral:

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"Well to be honest it never occurred to me that someone could be forced into it, so my view has kinda changed, but originally I guess I always kinda found it.. lifeless? I’m a hopeless romantic and I find weddings to be more formal- more fun even. That.. and unless you’ve got no family- ya its kinda selfish to just run off. 

You seem to have quite the opinion though, which makes me curious… did you elope? With your wife?”

"In a way. My father and many others didn’t approve of Iona for reasons I can’t entirely blame them for. I actually ran off to the army mainly to piss the old man off and to get away from problems I didn’t know how to solve. As it turns out,  the ‘wild thing’ disappeared the same time as my departure. You can probably guess what everyone thought. Nothing like having your father come to the academy himself to see if I was there and telling the truth. Fun times."

October 21, 2014 12:56AM | 5 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 13 notes - via - source

thenightmaregeneral:

generalpitchiner:

thenightmaregeneral:

"Opinion on eloping?"

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"Varies."

"Kinda vague dear.. Would you mind maybe explaining?"

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"Well for instance, if you were forced into a relationship that you can’t get out of, either because the person you’re with and your family member will not cooperate and allow you to have agency in the matter or because the law itself will not allow for it (this was a problem with my own people) then yes, eloping is the next sensible thing to do. However, if the situation is not hostile and you simple don’t want to face the consequences or just find the idea fun and don’t care about the stress you place on others, then no, you should be dragged back and made to answer."

"I think that just about covers it. And what are your thoughts?"

October 21, 2014 12:35AM | 5 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 13 notes - via - source

thenightmaregeneral:

"Opinion on eloping?"

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"Varies."

October 21, 2014 12:19AM | 6 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 13 notes - via - source
October 21, 2014 12:01AM | 6 hours ago posted on Oct 21 with 52 notes - via - source

m-azing:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

October 20, 2014 11:10PM | 7 hours ago posted on Oct 20 with 385,112 notes - via - source

Prompt for 13 Days of Blackice!

October 10th: Science Fiction.

(Source: livori)

October 20, 2014 7:36PM | 10 hours ago posted on Oct 20 with 202 notes - via - source

Fuck all ya’ll, i got #munchies

October 20, 2014 6:17PM | 12 hours ago posted on Oct 20 with 11 notes
tagged as: #munchies
October 20, 2014 5:07PM | 13 hours ago posted on Oct 20 with 237 notes - via - source
tagged as: #darkling

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

(Source: vine.co)

October 20, 2014 4:06PM | 14 hours ago posted on Oct 20 with 43,073 notes - via - source